If you asked nicely, I might give it back to you.

Then again, you’d have to apologize first.

Someone of no importance now. 

I’m a doooooooooooooouchebag. The biggest douche in the uunnniiiiverrrrsseee.

Wouldn’t plan on that ever being a thing chump.

Eat shit and die you fat nasty trash. :D

Sucks to be you.

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad:

librariansoul:

liquidiousfleshbag:

WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC

WHY

Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.